How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All! - Collection 1: Success | Sir Millard Mulch

How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All! - Collection 1: Success

by Sir Millard Mulch

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Brad Hebert Upon purchasing this 3 CD set, every aspect of my life improved. I have used the techniques to sell anything. Follow me on Instagram, Craigslist, and Facebook Marketplace for great deals on amazing products! Favorite track: Let's Move (Dance Mix).

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1.	What Is The Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album? 00:57	buy track
2.	Hemisphere III: Hermes (Featuring Virgil Donati, Nick D'Virgilio, and Morgan Agren) 16:44	buy track
3.	I'm An Artist And I Shouldn't Have To Work For A Living! 02:51	buy track
4.	Chariots of the Sales Gods 03:02	buy track
5.	Bad Imitation of Buckethead (Dedicated To Ruta Sepetys) 03:07	buy track
6.	Coagula Et Solve, Or Something 00:51	buy track
7.	No-No, The Headless Ant (Featuring Will Maier) 05:20	buy track
8.	Poking The Eye Of The Beholder 01:05	buy track
9.	Level 5 Executive 03:19	buy track
10.	Epicsode II: Attack of the Mike Patton Clones 02:24	buy track
11.	Celebration On The Eve Of The Creation Of My Magnum Opus 01:40	buy track
12.	Fake Boobies! (Dedicated to Victims Family) 01:11	buy track
13.	I Hate Los Angeles! 00:27	buy track
14.	Brian Tracy Caesar Salad (Featuring Solo by Morgan Agren) 02:21	buy track
15.	Gimmicks & Gadgets 02:59	buy track
16.	James Pitts In Bondage IV: Moving Target 03:13	buy track
17.	I Don't Wanna Be A Salesman! 02:17	buy track
18.	DownTown (Idaho's Premier System of a Down Deed Restricted Community) 01:01	buy track
19.	God Bless The RIAA! (Dedicated to 2600 Magazine) 02:16	buy track
20.	From Selling Nothing To Selling Nothing 02:51	buy track
21.	Klaatu And Zingor 02:34	buy track
22.	Drink The Secret Milkshake! 00:36	buy track
23.	If A Composer Falls In The Woods... 03:06	buy track
24.	The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC 02:56	buy track
25.	Dr. Whilton Popple's Personal Slave II 03:51	buy track
26.	Let's Move (Dance Mix) 02:16	buy track
27.	Seven Surgeons 04:48	buy track
28.	I Have Discovered The Origin And Goal Of All Things 00:22	buy track
29.	Metronomes & Makeup 04:10	buy track
30.	The Boy With The Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back! 02:00	buy track
31.	Normal Life Is Boring! 03:55	buy track
32.	I'm Just An Artsy Chick With An Acoustic Guitar (You Think) 02:28	buy track
33.	Lullaby For Dying Mike 01:19	buy track
34.	The Human Calculator 02:01	buy track
35.	Sir Millard Mulch's Old Tyme Parade of Magickal Amusements 02:24	buy track
36.	The Monkey Steals The Peaches (by Stewart Mclain and Darrin Johnson) 03:19	buy track
37.	There's A Market For Everything But Me 00:23	buy track
38.	The Best Job In The World (Sales Is) 02:05	buy track
39.	None Of Them Knew They Were Gobots 02:02	buy track
40.	I Hate Retro! 03:26	buy track
41.	The Manipulation of Human Consciousness For Fun & Profit! 00:31	buy track
42.	Not Ready For Retail? 01:40	buy track
43.	Stephen, The Sufi Elephant Trainer 04:59	buy track
44.	Prelude To Mundus Imaginalis 01:01	buy track
45.	Take This Song Off The Album! 02:05	buy track
46.	Thelma & Louise, Melissa, and Rachel, And Shannon 03:03	buy track
47.	My Chocolate Milk Is Immortal 00:35	buy track
48.	When The Sales Gods Compute Your Cosmic Worth, You Can Join Your Mystic Brethren At The Center of the Earth 01:00	buy track
49.	The Ape Of Art And The Rock 00:32	buy track
50.	The Modern Day Comparison Refuses To Die! 01:07	buy track
51.	You're Not My Hero Anymore 02:28	buy track
52.	The World's Greatest Salesman! 06:12	buy track
53.	All Sales Finale! 00:40	buy track

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released June 1, 2005

Music by Carl King
Lyrics by Carl King and HisCheapMoves and LevelNivelo

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Carl King Los Angeles, California

Carl King has released albums under the names SIR MILLARD MULCH and DR. ZOLTAN. He’s made music with Dweezil Zappa, Virgil Donati, Mike Keneally, Marco Minnemann, Travis Orbin, and others. His triple-CD concept album, HOW TO SELL THE WHOLE F#@!ING UNIVERSE TO EVERYBODY, ONCE AND FOR ALL! was co-released on Mimicry Records owned by Trey Spruance of Mr. Bungle. ... more

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