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How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All! - Collection 2: Failure

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1.	Move To Los Angeles, Get A Manager (Unabridged) 29:41	buy track
2.	Food Magnetizer! 01:33	buy track
3.	How To Pretend You're Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed And Enjoy Your Limited Time On This Fucking Useless Planet In Just Five-Zillion Easy Steps! (Pt. 3) 04:54	buy track
4.	The Maximum Volumizer! 03:49	buy track
5.	The Best Musician I Know Is A Plumber Named Harold From Florida 01:13	buy track
6.	Every Child Is A Creator 00:13	buy track
7.	Food Pirates of Galpheve IV 02:40	buy track
8.	The Music Industry Has Been Hijacked By Amateurs 00:08	buy track
9.	Encyclopills! 01:04	buy track
10.	Brunch With Bronco Nagasaki 00:09	buy track
11.	Check Out Our Exclusive Fall Season Spectacular Of Indestructible Bra Hooks (Guest: Dave Meros of Spock's Beard) 03:24	buy track
12.	How To Lose Friends And Alienate People (2004) 01:05	buy track
13.	Robots, Aliens, Supermodels, Celebrities, and Religious Idols 03:53	buy track
14.	Fake It 'Til You Make It! 01:25	buy track
15.	All-Sorts Apparel's Politically Incorrect Clothing 00:39	buy track
16.	Geophagyopathy & You! 02:12	buy track
17.	Middle-Case Keyboards 01:33	buy track
18.	Bankruptcy & Beyond! 00:08	buy track
19.	The Great Strength of our Order (Guest: Devin Townsend) 03:24	buy track
20.	What Is The Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album (Guest: Mark Critchley) 00:59	buy track
21.	Cap'n Jack's Straight-To-The-Can Applefish! 01:02	buy track
22.	How To Make Nothing Out Of Something (Guest: Will Maier) 01:02	buy track
23.	...And The Merchants Of Earth Shall Weep And Mourn (Guest_ Paul Mazurkiewicz of Cannibal Corpse) 00:53	buy track
24.	Nils Frykdahl (Sleepytime Gorilla Museum) 00:21	buy track
25.	Rejected From Pineview / Hard Work Makes Me Tired 00:55	buy track
26.	The 222nd Degree of the Exalted Society of Order Hounds 01:15	buy track
27.	$0m3b0Ð¥ B33n W34r1n' M4h Pµm42 - 90774 917 4 N3w 3nÐ0r$3m3n7 03:58	buy track
28.	Watch The Unfathomable Transcendence of the Mundane 00:47	buy track
29.	No, The Audience Is NOT Listening 00:25	buy track
30.	How To Quit Your Job And Make Millions! 04:44	buy track
31.	The Sacred Oath! 00:27	buy track
32.	How To Pretend You're Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed And Enjoy Your Limited Time On This Fucking Useless Planet In Just Five-Zillion Easy Steps! (Pt. 1) 01:46	buy track
33.	Try Henderson's Regularizing Cream 00:30	buy track
34.	Cultural Status Enhancement Device 01:13	buy track
35.	Automated Emergency Critic Response Hotline 01:30	buy track
36.	Dennis Rodman Fukking Basketball 1998 01:15	buy track
37.	The Language of the Birds 00:41	buy track
38.	The Mobile Sir Millard Mulch Merchandise Booth 07:23	buy track
39.	Fantastic! (Nils Frykdahl of Sleepytime Gorilla Museum) 00:27	buy track
40.	Pie Ripoff #17 - The Philosophers Stone 00:04	buy track
41.	Signs of Impending Difficulties: I Wonder Why My Head Hurts Real Bad 03:16	buy track
42.	H2o2verphone Telethon! 04:11	buy track
43.	How To Make Something Out Of Nothing (Guest: Will Maier) 01:02	buy track
44.	Fantastic! (Nils Frykdahl of Sleepytime Gorilla Museum) 00:27	buy track
45.	Ring Around The Hedgehog 05:46	buy track
46.	Ultimate Radio Interview That Will Make Me Famous Forever 01:49	buy track
47.	How To Pretend You're Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed And Enjoy Your Limited Time On This Fucking Useless Planet In Just Five-Zillion Easy Steps! (Pt. 2) 01:08	buy track
48.	The End of the Music Industry 00:27	buy track
49.	There's Secret Things To Learn From Listening To My Tracks 01:33	buy track
50.	The Ultimate Artistic Medium Is The Consciousness Of Other People 00:16	buy track
51.	Saleswoman of the Year 00:15	buy track
52.	Neuromarketing Is The Wave of the Future! (Nils Frykdahl of Sleepytime Gorilla Museum) 01:22	buy track
53.	And Now, The Moment You've All Been Waiting For... 00:05	buy track
54.	The World's Greatest NPR Segment (David Sedaris Is Gay) 08:51	buy track

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released June 1, 2005

Music by Carl King.
Lyrics by Carl King and HisCheapMoves and LevelNivelo

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Carl King Los Angeles, California

Carl King has released albums under the names SIR MILLARD MULCH and DR. ZOLTAN. He’s made music with Dweezil Zappa, Virgil Donati, Mike Keneally, Marco Minnemann, Travis Orbin, and others. His triple-CD concept album, HOW TO SELL THE WHOLE F#@!ING UNIVERSE TO EVERYBODY, ONCE AND FOR ALL! was co-released on Mimicry Records owned by Trey Spruance of Mr. Bungle. ... more

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